Ted and Andie Texting

[text] Babe, did you know that Amos bought Mary a bracelet?

[text] No I didn't, but you'll never fucking guess what he just said babe. I'm trying not to make a scene but he said the L word. He thinks he's in love with her. Holy shit.

[text] Holy shit. Mary just said the same thing. Holy shit. I'm reading these texts at their wedding as Mary's maid of honor. Just so you know. Dramatisized reading of it.

[text] I want to show him these so badly. SO BAD. But I won't! And yes such a good idea. Have Mary want to kill you on her big day. After we tell them I told you so sixty times. Haha. Any ideas on what to do with these 2 now?

[text] I want to too, but they'd kill us. Nah, she wouldn't kill me because she'd be too happy. She might want to for the I told you so's. Hell if I know.

[text] they could, or maybe it's what they need to see? Somehow I feel like they still wouldn't believe us anyway. But I'll make note of that. String the I told you so's out over a long period of time so we don't die. Ugh we have to help them or they'll never get anywhere.

[text] They'd never believe us in a million years. We have to, but Mary's kinda crying over this so we'd best come up with a solution and fast.

[text] They wouldn't. And you're kidding? She's crying? Why is she crying? Amos isn't much better. He's pissing me off right now to be honest.

[text] I wish I was. She thinks she's being very obvious about her feelings. Maybe to us, yeah. But I don't think it's that obvious to Amos.

[text] if it wasn't Amos were talking about her feelings would be obvious. Everyone can tell. Just not these moron.